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Ever wonder what the most frustrating part of adulting is? Hint: It involves paperwork and waiting… a lot of waiting.
Did you know that the average person spends X hours a year waiting for something? (We’ll reveal X later… keep reading!)
Why are Mondays so depressing? Because they’re always followed by…Tuesday…Wednesday…Thursday…Friday… and then back to Monday. But enough about the working week blues, let’s get down to business!
How Long Does It Take to Get Surplus Funds? (7-10 Business Days)
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. But seriously, let’s talk about something a little more substantial, shall we?
Is your patience wearing thin? You’ll find the answer you seek, and maybe even a few laughs along the way, if you read on!
So buckle up, buttercup, because the information you’ve been waiting for is just around the corner (hopefully not 7-10 business days around the corner!).
Don’t worry, we promise it’s less complicated than assembling IKEA furniture. (Unless you’ve experienced _that_ particular brand of frustration!)
Ready to uncover some answers? Let’s go!