Hello, adventurer! Ready for a wild ride?
Ever wondered what happens when immortality meets a really bad cough? Prepare for the unexpected with “Terminally Ill Dragon? Chapter 1: How to Survive!”
Did you know that 99.9% of dragons have *never* faced a mid-life crisis like this? This is going to be epic.
What’s the last thing a dragon says before it… well, you’ll have to read to find out! But let’s just say it involves a lot of fire.
Think you can handle the heat? This isn’t your grandma’s fantasy story. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.
Why did the dragon cross the road? Because it was feeling a little… *under the weather*. Find out the real reason in Chapter 1!
So, buckle up, buttercup. This isn’t a story, it’s an experience. Keep reading to discover the secrets to survival (and maybe a little bit of dragon-sized humor).